Every year I scour the internet and Twitter to compile a list of funny and relevant team names.  This year there were a lot of them and I am happy to unveil them to you now! By the nature of the internet, some of the humor is quite crude… but most good jokes are anyways right?

New additions:

• Lockout with your cock out
• Danny’s Woodhead
• The Arian Brotherhood
• Burressted Development
• Resisting Burresst
• A Rivers Runs Suh It
• Forgetting Brandon Marshall
• Revis and Butthead

Classics

• 4th Down Syndrome
• Multiple Scorgasms
• Romosexual Tendencies
• My Vick in a Box
• Steave Breastonlargement
• Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe
• Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe
• BP Oilers
• Henne-nut Cherios
• Slob on My Kolb
• Eli, The Other White Manning
• Let’s See Them TD’s
• Corn On The Schaub
• ScoobyDrewBreesDo

Not Football Related

• Here for Beer
• Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tube Men
• Mighty Morphin Flower Arrangers
• Team Ramrod.
• Scissor Me Timbers

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The following is a compiled list from Twitter and browsing the web:

4th Down Syndrome

Multiple Scorgasms

Romosexual Tendencies

My Vick in a Box

Steave Breastonlargement

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

Skittles, Taste Dwayne Bowe

BP Oilers

Henne-nut Cherios

Body By Mangini

JaMarcus NoHustle

Jamarcus Russel Cholesterol Tussle

Chris Henry Too Soons?

Slob on My Kolb

LeFevour for More Cowbell

She Said No Ben.

Please help me expand on the list in the comments!

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